Chicken Leg Jokes

Heel Puns Heels are the lowest part of the legs but they make for the highest level of jokes.

Chicken leg jokes. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He sped up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. Thanks for reading and see you lay-ter.

He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right next to him. I was trying to track down a man and a woman so I set a trap and baited it with raw chicken. Here is our list of the Top 21 Best Ever Chicken Jokes.

Chickens have been good fodder for comedians forever and if youre looking to break the ice at a party or on a first date chicken jokes are a great way to get the party started or to make a great first impression. Come and enjoy our chicken humor. Nowhere because roosters dont lay egg.

My friend broke both her legs last week and now she has a cast. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. Four Legged Chicken.

To stretch its legs. After many frustrating attempts the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the. What came first the chicken or the egg.

The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. Chickens are not only overprotective to their chicks but can be a source of a bundle of joy. What do chickens grow on.